Serena Tsukino woke up at around seven thirty at night, Central Standard Time. Her parents had ordered pizza for dinner, and they were beginning on dinner as Serena trudged downstairs sleepily. When she saw the pizza boxes, she immediately perked up.
        "Pizza! Mmmmmm!" she murmured, and helped herself to three slices. She and her family ate in silence. "Kinda quiet in here." she commented.
        "Just thinking, dear. You start school at Calvary Christian Academy next week, on Monday. We're sending you there because your friend Lita goes there." Mr. Tsukino mused. Serena nodded.
        "I can't wait to see Lita. She's got a mean foster mother." Serena said. Then the phone rang. Serena jumped up and answered it. "Tsukino residence."
        "Serena, you've gotta help me. Fiona's gone crazy. She cut herself and she's bleeding everywhere, and she's chasing me with a bat, trying to beat me 'cause she found out about that phone call - OWW! Leave me alone you madwoman!" Lita gasped on the other line. Serena noded grimly.
        "I'll get over there as soon as I can. I'm bringing my dad." she said soberly. She heard some muffled screaming, and then Lita's voice over the phone.
        "Please do." then the line went dead. Serena placed the handle on the cradle and looked at her father.
        "Lita's in trouble at home. Can you come with me to check her out?" Serena asked. Mr. Tsukino nodded and the two walked out the front door and down the street.

        "How many times do I have to tell you, you complete idiot?? No international calls!" a mad Fiona Johnson raged. Fiona raised the bat high, her blue eyes reflecting pure madness.
        "Goodness, Fiona, Serena called me! I didn't call her. It was on her phone bill. You don't have to cut yourself over it." Lita said calmly, her eyes fixed on the bat.
        "Yes I do! You all think that I have a perfect life! Well, I don't! You make stupid three dollar a minute phone calls to Tokyo, you e-mail stupid messages to people you don't know, you're always in trouble at school, you're failing all of your classes -"
        "I am not failing all of my classes, and I only have one detention for yelling at Mr. Adams - ONLY ONE!" Lita shrieked. Fiona glared at Lita, and hit Lita's knees with the bat.
        "Who do you think you are, you little brat?? Huh? Talking to me like that!" Fiona raged as Lita cried out in pain. "You use up all of my money for your stupid CDs and your stupid little snacks! You've gained at least thirty pounds from eating that junk food! You waste my money on crap you don't need!" Fiona continued, hitting Lita with the bat, the blood from her slashed wrists flying onto the wall as Lita screamed. Just then the doorbell rang. Fiona stopped hitting Lita and went to answer the door.
        "Yeah? Who're you?" she asked in a blunt voice. Serena glared at her.
        "I heard you beating my friend in there. I'm Serena Tsukino. I moved here from Tokyo today, and Lita phoned me, telling me that you were beating her over a little phone call I made to her a couple of weeks ago, a phone call my parents paid for." she snapped. Fiona flinched. She turned to Mr.Tsukino.
        "Didn't you teach that pig-tailed brat any respect? Here she is, snappin' at me for something that isn't her business. I think she needs a beatin'. If I were you, I'd beat the life out of her." Fiona said cruelly.
        "Well, Mrs. Johnson, I have taught my daughter discipline. I've taught her well. But she's worried that her friend Lita may be hurt from you beating her as if she were some hound. I did pay for that phone call, and it wasn't expensive because they didn't talk long. I'm sorry for disturbing you, but we'd like to talk to Lita, if you don't mind." Mr. Tsukino replied. Fiona shook her head.
        "No can do. She's being punished." And with that, Fiona slammed the door in the two's face. 

        The following Monday Lita met Serena in their sophomore homeroom. Lita wasn't bruised in body, but she was bruised in spirit.
        "Serena, Fiona's absolutely crazy. She really needs professional help." Lita said glumly as they walked to their desks. Their homeroom teacher Mr. Adams was calling roll and announcing the classroom rules. Lita's face slowly went from sad and melancholy to happy and animated.
        Later, after school, Lita and Serena were walking along their street, singing a parody of the Spice Girls' 'Wannabe' at the top of their lungs. The lyrics were based on a ridiculous summer camp they'd attended the previous summer:
"Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want!

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!

I'll tell ya what I want, what I really want - I really, really, really wanna Wannapuka!"
The camp's name was Hanapuka, but they called it Wannapuka - for 'I wanna puke' - in private. They were singing this ribald version of the hit song when a dark shadow was cast over the girls. It was a Negamonstor, but the girls did not know it. The shadow grew larger and darker as it descended on the singing girls.

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