The next day Horse Lady received a letter of apology from one of the Sexays. Now the newly unnamed secret society was holding yet another meeting.
    Princess Candy Floss was at his pink swirled candy cane podium, ready to begin the meeting. He turned to Mr. Putter (a golf fanatic) and asked him about the research on the Scouts.
    "I have no information on the Senshi as of yet, Princess Candy Floss. My team and I are working to get information on the girls." Mr. Putter said. Let's pause to dwell on Mr. Putter for a minute. He was a golf fanatic. Had two children. Basically, that's it. He was quite computer literate. He was the most experienced person in the society when it came to computers, and that's not saying much, because most of them were computer illiterate. Anyway, he was the society's researcher.
    "That is unsatisfactory. What is wrong with you? Can't you do anything right, sir?" Candy Floss snapped, irritated. Mr. Putter hanged his head in shame. "B-but sir, we're trying our hardest. There is something wrong with our hard drive...something about a Trojan horse..." replied Mr. Putter. Horse Lady snorted (something she does a lot).
    "Mr. Putter, sir, you are an absolute idiot. Princess Candy Floss, my, er, associate has found some information on the Scouts. They are five girls from Japan. They fight for love and justice." Horse Lady said. Candy Floss sighed. "Is that all?" he asked. Horse Lady nodded.

    It was another day for the Scouts. The girls had visited Stonehenge, Althorp (Princess Diana's ancestral home), and Buckingham Palace. They were at the Doe family residence, having come back from a Shakespeare play and a shopping spree.
    "Oh, Serena, where did you put the tampons? I seriously need one right now." Raye said. Serena dug the tampons out of her bag and tossed one to a grateful Raye, who scurried to the bathroom with it. Mrs. Doe came upstairs to the loft, where the girls were sleeping. She was carrying a pitcher of lemonade and some cups.
    "Girls, I thought it would be nice if we could go to a charity dinner later on. How do you girls feel about it?" Mrs. Doe asked. Serena and Mina perked up. "Will there be any celebrities?" Serena asked. "I think a member of the royal family will be there. I don't think you'll be too interested in her, but the food will be delicious, and it will be an excuse for you girls to get dolled up." came the reply.
    "Hmm. That sounds lovely Mrs. Doe. We'd love to go." Amy said. "Good. We'll leave at nine tonight." Mrs. Doe set the pitcher on a nearby table and left. Raye emerged from the bathroom and looked around. "So, what are we doing tonight?" she asked.
    "We're going to a charity dinner. Tonight at nine." Amy answered. Raye gasped, then rushed to the closet. "I have to wear my blue velvet dress, then." she said.

    Horse Lady was at her house, getting ready for some charity dinner that was being held at a ritzy London hotel. She was selecting a very old dress she had bought fifteen years ago. It was a miracle it still fit. It was a sky blue/lavendar print, with little sparkles on it. On Horse Lady it looked like a giant sack. Many of her evening dresses were like that. She slipped on elbow length gloves (which met at the elbow length sleeves) and an extremely expensive pearl necklace. She wore white high-heels and held a white purse. Her hair was piled into a huge Gibson-girl-ish poof. Horse Lady was ready.
    She stepped into her expensive car and drove to the hotel, where the dinner was being held. She arrived to gazillions of photographers who were there to take pictures of the charity's president. She rushed past them and into the hotel. Once inside the hotel, her mobile phone rang. She hastily answered it. It was Princess Candy Floss.
    "Horse Lady, here's your briefing. You will go into the kitchen and slip the potion into the potato soup. Is that clear?" he said. Horse Lady frowned and replied, "Yes, it is. I'm heading into the kitchen right now. Goodbye." She hung up before he could reply. She then made her way into the kitchen of the dining area. She walked up to the stove where the soup was simmering. She pulled a bottle out of her sleek purse and poured a portion into each of the pots. She slipped the bottle back into her purse and walked out to the dining room. "That was a bit too easy, but I'm not complaining!" she murmured to herself.

    The girls and the Doe couple walked into the massive dining room just as the charity's president began her speech. She was talking about feeding the needy children of the world. The girls and the Doe couple took their seats at a table and listened with rapt. The speaker was obviously good at what she did. When she was finished, the audience clapped loudly.
    "Amy, that lady that just spoke is the charity's president. She is also a--" Mrs. Doe was interrupted by Serena, who was choking on a gigantic wad of gum she had accidentally swallowed. Raye patted her on the back until Serena spit the gum out.
    "Serena, we don't chew gum at posh dinners like this." Raye chastised Serena. Serena nodded miserably as the potato soup was served...

    After awhile the guests who had eaten the potato soup were choking. Some of them had gone into convulsions. Others were unconscious. The girls hadn't eaten the soup; they were not interested in dinner, but in dessert. Fortunately, the Doe couple hadn't eaten the soup either--Mrs. Doe didn't like potato soup. The girls and the couple were looking around at everyone, gawking at the events that were unfolding.
    Suddenly the four Rangers burst into the room. The Pink Ranger was no longer pink--she changed to yellow cos she didn't like the color pink. So the newly Yellow Ranger burst into the room, grabbing the charity president and stuffing the poor old woman into a potato sack.
    "Right, you lot! It's time for our society to become rulers of the world! Now where are the Sailor Scouts?" she shouted. The girls had rushed to the bathroom, claiming they were scared. They had left to transform. Now Sailor Moon stood at the other end of the dining room.
    "You let these people go! Or I shall punish you in the name of the moon!" Sailor Moon shouted. The Yellow Ranger lifted a gun and shot it at Sailor Moon, who went flying into the punch bowl. "Oh bugger off." she said. The Red Ranger gathered up all of the unconscious dinner guests and the Rangers left...with their hostages. The remaining Scouts rushed to Sailor Moon's aid.
    "Sailor Moon, are you all right?" Sailor Mars asked. Sailor Moon nodded groggily. The girls transformed into their civilian selves and escorted the Does back home.

    Princess Candy Floss surveyed the new hostages with satisfaction. "Wonderful job. These people will be key in bringing about our world domination. Horse Lady, you did a most wonderful job. Did you really slip the potion into the soup completely unnoticed?" he asked. Horse Lady nodded. "Those irritating Sailor Scouts didn't get in the way at all." she said. Horse Lady turned to the Rangers and asked, "Did you have to put me in that horrible potato sack?" The Rangers laughed. "Well, we had to make you look innocent!" the Red Ranger said. They all laughed, celebrating this first victory.

    Meanwhile the Scouts were going over the day's events, wondering where they had gone wrong. After awhile they went to bed, each wondering about when the society would strike next...
 

Serena: Okay, today's episode was most heinous. That Yellow Ranger snot blew me into a wall! Kids, that is not nice and it is definitely not cool. Don't try that one at home.

Luna: That's right. Notice that Horse Lady posed as the charity's president. Kids, it's not good to decieve people.

Serena: Actually, Luna, she IS the president, she's just leading a double life.

Luna: Your right. Leading a double life is also bad.

Serena: Look at the bright side--Horse Lady and the Rangers got the job done. Be sure to do what you're told--within reason--and do it right the first time. Sailor Moon Says! Teehee!
 
 

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